Oh God, my uncle. How am I ever gonna explain this? The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. I...

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. You don't win friends with salad....

Who's that then? Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Ah, now we see the violence...

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. I'm going to the back seat of my car,...